40 things u've got to know about Joyce ;-)

1)When u hear Paris, what do u think of?
Eiffel Tower or maybe Paris Hillton..

2)Place u wanna go for honeymoon?
Mmm...maybe Bali or Niagara Falls ;-)

3)The celebrity u most wannabe?
Hmm...perhaps Angelina Jolie..........well, at least she helps the refugees & the needy around the world.

4)What Britney Spears needs most right now?
Jesus

5)If ur female colleague coupled with ur manager & she get all the benefits of promotion & pay-rise...and to worsen the situation, ur manager doesn't even take a look at ur hard and good works.
Will u give ur colleague a cold-shoulder or will u backbiting her?
Nah! (Bikin sakit hati saja)

6)So what will u do?
I'll make sure she cries.

7)And how are u gonna do that?
Spill coffee on her office suit or lock her in the toilet (wahaha...that's mean)

8)And if ur male colleague coupled with ur female manager, are u gonna do the same thing?
What a loser that guy is!
Nah, I'm not gonna do the same thing.

9)So, what will u do?
I'll kill him! (Haha...and that's dangerous)

10)If u are given a time-machine, what year and place in the past u wanna go?
Europe in the Renaissance time, to see the ladies with their beautiful gowns and men with their elegant tuxedos.

11)Chrystal ball, magic wand, flying broomstick or magic mirror?
Magic wand

12)Superman or Clark Kent?
Clark Kent.

13)Dog or cat?
Dog

14)Got one?
Yeah, two actually.

15)Coffee or tea, ma'm?
Do u have orange juice...?

16)The best person to share with when u fall in love?
Mom..

17)Ever think of being a bridesmaid?
Not just think, ever be......twice

18)and the best part of it?
Pretty gown & nice make-up

19)The most elegant dance in the world?
Ballet

20)and the easiest one?
Sumazau

21)Wish u're pretty like....?
Arianna Teoh

22)Any reality TV show u wanna join?
Mmm...perhaps Rexona, No Sweat Dance Challenge

23)Will u commit suicide if u break up with ur bf?
No way! Don't commit suicide (that's a senseless thing to do), u better kill ur X! (and that's what u call sensible!!???)

24)What do u think of the China's clay army, the terra-cotta warriors in Xian, China?
Amazing yet frightening

25)and what about the Great Wall of China?
Wonderful, wish to visit it someday.

26)Blue or black pen?
I don't mind....any colour will do.

27)What shirt are u wearing now?
Black tight sleeveless shirt

28)and ur trouser?
Brown short pant.

29)What's on ur mind now?
What is the next question..

30)If u are given $100 000, what will u do with that money?
Earn another bachelor's degree (part-time study)

31)Favourite subject at school?
History

32)If people bully ur sisters?
Give those people one good flying kick right at their nose!

33)Favourite color?
Beige

34)Liang or Reshmonnu?
Where do u put Vince?

35)Tell us one thing that puts a smile on ur face?
Sleeping kids...

36)The most admired leader of the nation?
Tun Dr.Mahathir

37)Drug addicts....?
They deserve a fresh start!

38)Rules are meant to be.....?
Practically obeyed (and there's always reason behind any rule)

39)Tell us one thing that u don't like when u enter any market nowadays?
I hate when the salesgirl asked me, "Are u looking for a mousse, miss?"...........
like I need nothing but that.

40)Any important thing to tell?
Whooo! How do u feel after reading all my answers?
Tired? Frightened? Inspired? Excited? Energized?
Wish u take this (the questions & answers) easy.
This is just for fun.... U know, got nothing to do, so I end up doing this. Most of the answers are true (through Joyce's perspective), yet some are crazy....I know.

So if u are a person with delicate feeling & if u think that some of my answers are sounding so crazy and too much, I wanna say sorry...again, this is just for fun.

But for those who are up to some great yet bold jokes, hey! this's one pretty cool thing, right?

So, wish u enjoy this and do take it easy!

Luv tis poem!

You are who you are for a reason.
You're part of an intricate plan.
You're a precious and perfect unique design,
Called God's special woman or man.

You look like you look for a reason.
Our God made no mistake.
He knit you together within the womb,
You're just what he wanted to make.

The parents you had were the ones he chose,
And no matter how you may feel,
They were custom-designed with God's plan in mind,
And they bear the Master's seal.

No, that trauma you faced was not easy.
And God wept that it hurt you so;
But it was allowed to shape your heart
So that into his likeness you'd grow.

You are who you are for a reason,
You've been formed by the Master's rod.
You are who you are, beloved,
Because there is a God!
~Russell Kelfer~


Alright, so this is not my poem (and I'm not stealing it either ;-P). This poem belongs to Russell Kelfer (I did mention it there ;-)). I posted it here, bcoz I love this poem so much, & hopin' tat u'll enjoy it too (in case if u haven't read it yet....;-D)

I love tis poem coz it reminds me to be grateful with who I am, what I have & what I have gone through...:-) Sweet to a broken and downcast soul, right! Wish u enjoy it too!