Don’t know if this post is coming at the right time or not
so right time…at such a time like now, when sad news are just many, but really…
this is the latest book that I read. It was written by Rev.George Ong. Unlike his
serious 3-night seminar where he talked about ‘Rapture/Great Tribulation’ that I
attended in this early July, he’s actually an author of humour books, and to
date, he had actually written 56 humour books. Here I share with you some
stories from one of his humour books. You can support Rev.George Ong, his
family and his ministry by purchasing his books. You may write to him at georgeog@singnet.com.sg or you may
visit his website at www.humourbooksonline.com
.Hope you enjoy the stories! :)
Humility
Two strangers were having an argument.
“What’s the matter with you?’ demanded one.
“There’s nothing wrong with me, you stupid idiot!” replied
the other.
“You just gave me a nasty look,” persisted the first.
“Me? Never in your
life! You’ve certainly got a nasty look, but I never gave it to you!”
Ending
“Do you know, I started in life as a barefooted boy?”
“Well, I wasn’t born with shoes on either.”
Perspective
“It’s cruel,” said papa bear to his family on seeing a car
load of humans, “to keep them caged up like that.”
Weakness
Question: What are
the three shortest books in the world?
Answer: Singapore
War Heroes, Malaysian Business Ethics, and Who’s Who in Indonesia.
